i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
A+ Viking dick
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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