I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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