i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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