Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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