this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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