half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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