Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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