Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
This is not my ceiling
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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