He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I supernannyed him into submission
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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