If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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