Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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