hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
