I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize