Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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