So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i drank out of a bidet.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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