so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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