put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
what is it with giant penises always finding me
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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