I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
