Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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