dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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