i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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