Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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