FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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