i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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