p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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