thus making me awesome and them whores
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Dick very happy bro
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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