Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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