my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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