i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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