I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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