North Korea, Best Korea!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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