that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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