shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
