living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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