Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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