very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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