Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So many bounce houses so little time
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
