ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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