i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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