normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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