I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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