bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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