Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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