so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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