How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Couch. On fire.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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