is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
two words: eviction party
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Everyone says I win the strip club
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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