I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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