We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize