Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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