great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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