..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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