I don't usually arrange sex via text message
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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