i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Shame is for Republicans.
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