You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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