Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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