Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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