At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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